While entering the field of pre-student teaching (and eventually student teaching) is exciting and wonderful, I posit there are many pitfalls to avoid stumbling haphazardly into. This is by no means an all-inclusive list, yet because I’ve been doing this for several weeks now, I shall consider myself an expert. I present to you, my enthralled audience, the top five pre-student teaching academic entanglements you should make a concerted effort to avoid.
Number One: On your first day of pre-student teaching, you have a job to do. Your goal is to make the best impression you possibly can. You must smile, shakes hands, nod when your CT explains the going-ons of his classroom, and explain to him that you are excited to be there and you look forward to teaching your unit. Therefore, never, under any circumstances, should you indulge in a spinach omelet for breakfast and then not check your teeth prior to meeting your CT. Just take my word for it.
Number Two: Because you are a teacher now (Yay!) you must acknowledge your feet. You must recognize that if you are kind to your feet, they will be kind to you. Those three-inch stilettos were super cute at the shoe store, and you thought you would be okay wearing them the first three days you participated in your CT’s classroom. Boy, were you ever wrong. Trust me, there’s no use explaining your predicament to anyone; the blisters and awkward limping are a sufficient enough explanation.
Number Three: Your very first day of pre-student teaching, ask where the restroom is. Memorize that location. Trust me. When that bell rings, the halls will swarm with students and a cacophony of teenage chatter, causing you, the still-nervous pre-student teacher, to lose all mental function related to restroom locale. That is not the most opportune time to forget in which direction the restroom is. Oh. And you’re not Superman; thinking you can hold it will only cause you more grief. Probably right in the middle of a lesson.
Number Four: Know your stuff. Because you are actually responsible for helping to mold the future generations, you must take the time to plan overplan. You entered the teaching field by choice. And yes, it’s going to require a lot of hard work, time, and dedication. Take copious notes in your methods class and put real effort into your lesson planning. Again, know your stuff—because screwing up the definitions of ‘allegory’ and ‘allusion’ repeatedly in a single class period will not help your students. It will, however, make you look like a fool. This is bad. Know. Your. Stuff.
Number Five: The old adage is true: You only get one chance to make a first impression. Remember, pre-student teaching is, essentially, a job interview. You must appear confident, professional and coherent. Being given the opportunity to participate, assist, and teach in an actual classroom can be the single greatest asset to a pre-service teacher. But you must facilitate that. Believe in yourself. You chose this path. You want to teach. You can do this!